Ok the weirdest fic I ever read was Liam and he had this one night stand and he got this girl pregnant and like she had sextuplets or whatever but like one of the babies killed all the other babies and it turned out the baby was the antichrist and then like Liam was actually batman in disguise it was an adventure from start to finish and it's actually something my friend wrote for me.
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maurypovichofficial:

…..I……I……what a….lovely story

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Nick Grimshaw, Eleanor Calder, Stanley Lucas
Additional Tags: Marriage, Secret Marriage, Coming Out
Summary:

In Canada at the end of May, Harry and Louis decide to get married in secret.

"Show us your favorite yoga pose" +

herefortheharry:

Harry, August 30, Chicago.

herefortheharry:

Harry, August 30, Chicago.

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

i cant believe school is starting tomorrow rip in peace

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.

benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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nialllhoran:

things in the one direction fanbase better get wild as soon as it hits midnight and becomes niall’s 21st birthday, all four legal members better go out and drink tequila from each other’s asses

haveyoureadpermanent:

i can’t believe it’s been two years since lwwy